Hello, good evening, and welcome.

As a kickoff to this blog (which if all goes well will serve as a way to keep the world updated about my various doings), here is a subway ad for my new Comedy Central series* wherein I and my girlfriend relocate from Astoria, Queens, New York, to sunny Los Angeles, California, in April to make our way in the world of filmmaking. I'm a writer, director, and film editor. She's an actor, writer, and theatre producer. * This poster is a fake.** Comedy Central is not producing this show. Comedy Central has never heard of either of us. Comedy Central would likely be within their rights to complain.

** But you probably knew that.*** *** I can also do photography and graphic design, if you want!